OUCH.
i didnt notice it till i stripped to bathe. liek omg.
it had a bump that looked like a mountain! i think i got it while kicking something.
if you're uninterested in my wound, go ahead and oogle at my hairy leg.
yes yes, it's very sexy. LOL.

http://www.sgclub.com/singapore/beware_city_harvest_103084.html
this is the link to the forum post mentioned in my previous entry.
a lot of people keep agreeing that it's true.
liek "yeah CHC ruined my life!"
"imma beckslider too"
"it's all true"
"i liek mudkipz"
"i herd dey liek mudkipz"

what the hell?
it's so fake. i mean what the girl "noticed", and what the people are agreeing to.
OMG THERE IS NO CHC IN DHOBY GHAUT, !@#$%^&* (lol link)
but. i guess i alone cant change people's opinion.

WHAT THE HELL, BIBLE IN WRAPPING PAPER?

kiss kiss.

LOL OMG.
i was saw this post from a link in Ger's blog.
LOLWTF?
it's both funny and stupid at the same time.
SRSLY, LOL.

OKAY!
this is the post in its entirety. the little bracketed edits in between are by me!

BEWARE!! CITY HARVEST WILL CHEAT YOU!!
I've onced attended this "church" called 'city harvest' at dhoby ghaut.there are some things i've noticed there....
(SURE, NOTICE ALL YOU WANT, but number firstly and most strongly, city harvest is NOT located at dhoby ghaut. in before epic fail.)
1) MUST pay 10percent of your allowance+income every week you attend it.
(nah, it's encouraged, but not COMPULSORY. as someone else commented, they dont hold a knife to your throat, or a gun to your head. AND this is called tithing. not just a "donation". so plz gat ur fakts rihgt.)
2) all bibles must be covered with wrapping paper..
(WHAT? HAHAHAHAHA. YOU THOUGHT WHAT, BIRTHDAY PRESENT AH?)
3) NO adults there. every single person are teenagers!! and their parents are not allowed to know about this.
(if everyone is teenager, means youth service lo? and how you know their parents not allowed to know. hahaha, i think the people all v youthful, cannot tell the difference. xD)
4) it's hall is held in a CONCERT HALL inside a shopping center, with rocking band and loud music.
(that's another really strong point. City Harvest is one church at two locations : JurongWest and Expo. we have our own BUILDING at JW, and expo sure as hell aint a shopping centre.)
5) new people will be recruited every week.
(you mean ministry? they sign up. you mean becoming a christian? their own choice.)
6) every week, everybody needs to drink a cup of "god's blood" which is so-called for good luck
(please omg no they dont. LOL. this is called Communion, and roman catholics should know what it is about. THEY DONT DRINK BLOOD, AND IT'S NOT FOR LUCK.
"papa, is this blood?"
"no, son, its ribena."
AND GOD ISNT A BLACKCURRANT.)
7) the church teaches the teenagers to ONLY believe in god, and not to trust your friends and family.
(religious beliefs and trust in loved ones is of course different. i dont mean to insult you, but seriously which part of this is not being understood? ONLY BELIEVE IN GOD as your God. that means you dont believe in other religions.)
8) the priest likes the use the word 'aman' to change the topic when it gets sensitive about having the teenagers to having a second thought. because 'aman' means something like neutral or agree+disagree.
(like Ger said, Amen means verily and truly. What the hell, where the hell are you getting your "meanings" of words and "understandings" of the church from? CHC touches upon, elaborates upon, splits open topics that many churches dont dare to touch, and they speak to all the youth about it. so please.)
9) they have groupings in different areas in sg, and they meet up very often.
(you're right. everyone has friends. school friends have cliques and meet up often. so do church friends. lol, got no life?)
10) their church songs are in techno and rock..................Zzz?
(sorry, anything wrong? praise is defined as giving thanks to God, whereas worship is to honour and glorify God. as long as these criteria are fulfilled, it doesnt matter if it's techno, rock, jazz, classical, etcetc. What did you expect, church hymns ONLY?)
11) they produce postcards to advertise their church and make their people recuit more and more people every week.
(nah, those are bulletins to show the members what's going on, and what's coming up in the church. you thought army ah, whole day use "recruit recruit recruit".)
i personally believe that this church is a total fake. they are trying to con money from teenagers like us.
( i dont. O_O
nah, they have more than enough adults to cover "teenagers like you".)
based on personal experience, i've been to different churches, and all the church teaches us to love our friends and family and how to cherish them. but on the other hand, city harvest is the other way round.
(CHC teaches people to cherish their loved ones and treasure them.. 100% FAKUTO.)
donation M-U-S-T be voluntary, NOT compulsary.
(sure they are. it's even written on the offering envelope. what are you, blind?)
and why would they set a rule that all bibles should be covered in wrapping paper? are they trying to prevent them from exposing their secret of going to city harvest from their parents?
(NO, ITS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GIVE THEIR BIBLES AS BIRTHDAY PRESENTS! :D)
i dont believe that any reason is good enough to explain all of these. but i can only warn people not to join. =.=
( i dont believe you've been to the right church.)
valerie607 added 5 Minutes and 39 Seconds later...
no offence please... im just stating my views.
(no offence either, some things are just inexplicably stupid.)

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OKAY, END OF SUPERLONG POST!
bottomline, i dont think she's been to city harvest.
it might be New Creation Church, since it's located in the Rock Auditorium in Suntec.
im not saying NCC does that kind of stuff. i honestly believe she's deluded.
LOL. or maybe even faking it?
but alright. just to dispell a giant myth.
TITHING AND A NORMAL DONATIONS ARE DIFFERENT. D-I-F-F-E-R-E-N-T. 不同.

some may say i have a biased viewpoint.
i dont.
isnt it better to have someone who knows what's happening tell you the truth? i have nothing against the poster, and no agenda to...advertise CHC.

all i want to do. is tell you what's real, and what's not.
you can visit if you like. but if you dont want to.
DON'T NEED TO! dont force yourself. later got another "my friend keep psychoing me to church" case.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DARRYL'S COMING OVER!
SEE YOU! :D



EDIT: DARRYL HERE. I HAVE ARRIVEDDDDDDD! AHAHAH. WILLIAM'S BATHING AND HE DOESNT KNOW OF THIS. SHH!

im recounting all of this from memory, so spare me if there are holes in it.

dinner, bintan lagoon resort.
"ehh boy, eat more!", Uncle said, putting more fish into my bowl.
"ya lor, so thin, eat more than can grow taller," Auntie said.
"orhhhh."
the people around the table had to raise their voices to speak in the busy restaurant.
the adults talked about everything under the sun while the children played their own games.
waiters hurried about, serving food and drinks.
a glass of sprite reached the table, and i shared it with Brother.
Cousin Brother looked at me and winked.
"william, got wear your mickey mouse underwear anot,"
our two families burst into laughter, while i turned beet red.
embarassed, i buried my face into the food and chewed.
a waiter seemed to magically appear behind Father, setting down another dish.
sweet and sour pork.
the food did not catch my eye at first. one of the decorations arrested my attention.
a blue flower, its petals made out of carrot and dyed blue, was set on the side.
i instantly reached out for it and grabbed it.
"i want to bring this back to singapore," i said aloud, eyes still stuck to the carrotflower.
"give who?" Mother said, slyly eyeing me.
"so sweet ah," Cousin Sister said, giggling.

the din of the restaurant seemed to be drowned out.
the little boy smiled a gentle smile, childishly cradling the flower in his hands.


foolish days of my youth. hahaha.



that was when i was.......K2.

ADDITION,
FIRST TO TALK TO BOONLIN WHEN SHE RETURNED FROM JAMBOREE!
LOL.

two days before :
ninette came to stay over!
she's my favorite cousin btw. woooooo.
came in the evening i think...
at night got hungry. so we went out to get (BLESSED)food.
took bus to swiss and continued walking to 7-11 and the coffeeshop there.
ninette bought carrotcake. the uncle stupid lah, we ordered $3 one, he only gave us $2, still got the cheek to say it's what we said.
bougth twisties and cup noodles at 7-11. ehh the indian bitch and the senile old fart wasnt there. asses. hahaha, woooooooooooo.
first night stayed up til 5+, tak boleh tahan then go sleep. hahah, laughed alot, played alot.
i was stuck playing the word challenge game. on facebook de. kept retrying and retrying. the most i ever got to was...student. gahh!
it seems that she has found a friend in darryl. ninette doesnt know his name, and calls him "pedobear".
LOL.

yesterday :
woke up at 10+, dragged each other out of bed. ate nasi lemak.
it's supposed to be eaten with hands, man. >_>
used com for the whole day, at night went out for dinner. eunice joined us. ate lobster porridge. more laughs, more fun.
had a shooting star on my forehead pointed out. eeek.

alot of things were cut out, very summarized post. i have a huge gap in my memory.
hope she can come to stay again! maybe longerrrrr. hahaha.
nothing much else to post about.

HOLIDAYS HAVE STARTED. SOMEBODY PLEASE DRAG ME OUT!

going to bathe and cut nails now.
thanks bro for reminding.
see you!





I just watched The Passion.


oh my god.

sian, nobody threw the first punch.
sian sian sian, was looking forward to it.

anyway got into 3e1, first choice of subj combi.
happy ba. abit sian, hahah.
who else is in?

we start to die the moment we are born.
but we truly live only when we know our time has come.

frankly, i want to kick you all idiots.
unfortunately i have to settle for maybe the guys only.
im not touching the girls. what kind of bastard hits girls?
well all of this, if someone dares to take the first step.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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wooooooooooooo not sien diao.
in the day, CA and the outside world keeps me entertained.
at the night, i just feel like sleeping. LOL.
never a boring day without exams!

school sucks tho, sleeping in school to make up for lost sleeptime at night.
damn tired. i think i aged 24107 years in these past few days. :D
i look older than before, which is good! probably. lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat, lose baby fat,

but this means i just look older with baby fats...
ehh.
CHANGE SUBJECT.

tomorrow is the last day of school! which is great. everything is going to be epic now!
6-2 party, going out with friends, asia conference, cg outings, outreaches, LATE WAKING UP.
WOOOOOOOOOOO OWNNNNN! :D
during the hols, i hope i can improve relationship with parents, big goal.
and have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

tommorow meeting sinyee, and going for badminton.
get a real piercing!

hello, today i am here to talk about the very much feared disease that has been featured everywhere, from newspapers to news reports. The highly contagious MASAKA plague.
MASAKA, if you dont know yet, stands for Moron Arachnid Savouring And Krunching Apples.
it's quite obvious, really.

as many of you may know, this plague has gripped the world, turning Southeast Asia into a breeding ground. the MASAKA plague is by far the worst epidemic the world has ever experienced, mainly because of these attributes. it is so contagious that it can easily spread by stupid behaviour, and dumb words. also, looking at an infected person will bring on the disease upon yourself.

how terrible! even worse are the symptoms. first, the person starts to grow an extra three pairs of eyes, and a giant toothy mouth, turning them into horribly deformed versions of themselves. they lose all human intelligence, instead acting like total morons. if left untreated, the virus will infect other parts of the body, slowly turning the victim into a human-spider hybrid.

so, i suggest you take care. so far, the only way to treat victims is to keep them firin' their lazers. unfortunately this does not stop, but only slows the infection rate. i wish you the best. Also, MASAKA victims liek apples.



camera off le ma? lol okay. hey, who is that? looks like some homeless guy . hey you, what's your name? oi i talking to you, turn around la. ehh yo- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.


lol lame la.
i liek eight eyes,
lalala!




hahaha three posts in one day? i must be craving for attention or something.
random little pieces of story have been floating around in my mind for some time, so i grabbed them and mashed them together.
and there you have two damn long fail poem thingys.

wooo exams are over. finally! play, play, playtime.
zhiming left for chiangrai yesterday to play in the Princess Mother's Cup. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
cough. cough.
i hope he buys maggots back or something, he ate mealworms. hahah ewwww.
hmm and boonlin left for jakarta this morning for some scouts thing. Jamboree?
err sent her off at changi airport with lynette, ate popeye, blahblahblah.
man, ipod touch has some hard games. =l

my nexon patcher hanged. ahwell, so much for playing CA before cellgroup.
sian la, tomorrow cannot go service.
haha ahma's birthday, celebrating. wooooooooooooooooooooooo!

live long, grandma! hahaha.

you were a proud beast,
who imagined yourself with a brilliant mane.
in your mind,
every strand was pure gold,
and none could outshine it.

while proclaiming your faithfulness,
you formed evil plans
turning away from the one who raised you,
stepping into darkness,
savouring every moment.

when your world came crashing down,
you were crushed.
the path of life is as hard to map,
as a desert of shifting sands.
but you placed your arrogance above caution.

where is your pride now, lion?
your children's bones have been gnawed by the vultures,
your queen, whom you obtained by adultery,
has run away with another.
your mane has died and fallen,
they have turned the color of mud and manure.

in your pain and sorrow,
you finally returned to your master.
he took you back into his home,
and sheltered you from the storm.
his grace has saved your from a bleak death.

yet many see you as a two-faced coward,
who did not know what he was capable of.
you betrayed and spat in your master's face.
stepping over the boundary
and falling headfirst into the pit of pride.

now you are a hollow shell,
an example of failure.
hanging your head low,
your master is where your only comfort lies.

i had the chance to make it alright.
i could have turned the other cheek.
was i supposed to apologise, again?
i caused everything, was it my fault, again?
i should have thought twice. again.

and,
you blamed me.
you were forever right.
you never accepted a second view,
you always looked away, and never listened.
throwing me into icy silence.

but,
you slapped me 'til both sides were bleeding.
you made me kneel a hundred times.
you taught me humility, in the face of unreason
you held me in a chokehold, and forced me
to say sorry even though i was not wrong.

at first,
i thought it would work out.
i tried to make things happen.
i was at your beck and call.
i made my knees kiss the ground
time after time.

and then,
many told me things weren't right.
they said i had to take my own side.
others said i needed to give more ground.
they wanted me to do whatever
to keep things going.

i already felt the missing pieces.
i saw how we were falling apart.
i couldn't back up any longer,
i would fall over the edge.
and i would lose more of myself.

and now,
i look back and find no regrets.
what was will never be again.
the past is buried.

no one likes a liar,
nor a hypocrite.
i will never be one.
only the truth of the matter
will leave my lips.

wooooooooooooo, posting again, haha.
hmm got not much on my mind though, i guess just rant a little.
that NHSS girl sucks crap. =l
she's a fat pompous pig whose eyes are so small she can't see herself in the mirror.
that's probably the reason why she's such a self-blind insulter.
but hey, let's stay off assumptions.
she's an idiotic imbecile. wonder how she fits into a classroom,
her friends and teachers are probably crushed. if not, pressed against the wall so hard coal could turn into diamond.
i can see the reason why her pigmates threw her out of the pigpen. man, she stinks so bad. ughh.
maybe she stumbled into a vat of nuclear waste after that. might explain why she looks like a freak.
whoops assumptions again. well i dont know how, but she sure looks hella strange.
the conspiracy theorists might be right. damn ugly aliens crossbred with pigs. and she popped out of the oven, hot and baking...cesspit pie, anyone?

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i think i typed too much LOL.
hahaha tomorrow is some funny 2e5 birthday party (or something). i have a feeling it wont be much fun.
well i'd love to be proven wrong, who doesn't want to have a good time?
lalala, pizza i hope. and coke. maybe, pranks. wooooo.

ah i'm dead beat, damn bored at home. CAing with my brother and darryl is fun and all, but it's getting boring real quick.
i miss service and cell, i wish it would be twice a week each or something.

anyhow, i'm yearning for a 6-2 party. soon!


P.S. the fun stuff section is updated with every post.

woo, revamped my blog. got a fun stuff section!

haha, my current frontpage picture was taken oh so long ago;

29 September 2008.
happy 14th birthday, sister.
<6-2>, rock on!